Spanx a lot!

No matter how old or young, thin or fat, you always want that nice smooth silhouette when you put on that little black dress, that Herve Leger number, or anything that's body hugging and UNFORGIVING (but damn, it's just so hot that you just have to wear it). Panty lines and belly button rings that peek/pierce through that beautiful satin number of yours on a night out on the town ruins everything. You might as well stay in and finish that pint of Ben & Jerry's while watching reruns of "The Golden Girls" or "Murder, She Wrote." Ladies, if you don't have a pair of Spanx, go out and get it, NOW. You'll thank me for this.

Over the years, I've been to formals, inaugural balls, weddings, dinner parties, clubs, and lounges that have called for that body hugging, form fitting, hot little number. If the hot little number happened to be white or made of very very sheer or thin material (I like to take risks), I would end up with panty lines, dimples, and bulges galore even though I have a fairly nice physique.

Spanx is a wardrobe staple. I repeat, SPANX IS A WARDROBE ESSENTIAL. Even if you are a size 0, it's always good knowing that you don't have to go commando and it's also nice to know that you have something that sucks you in even more. No lines + appetite suppressant = Spanx. What a godsend.

Cheers to smooth lines, or rather, NO LINES!